The Blush Over the RooftopsI learned to draw from my neighbour Harp we called him, although his name was Greg, but by the time he moved in across the street, the name…Apr 9, 2022Apr 9, 2022
I’m Awake. Are You Awake?Spoke with a friend yesterday. She said pacing is the only exercise she gets these daysJan 20, 2021Jan 20, 2021
I Yurt, therefore I YamWell okay maybe it’s more of a fort but it’s a pretty nice place to yurtNov 24, 2020Nov 24, 2020
The Self-Careness of DenialI have decided my new leggings blend after all, it’s okay to have an expired sticker, ice cream is fine as long as it’s got fruit, and…Nov 12, 2020Nov 12, 2020
I weighed myself just now and I want a recountAlso my age. This counting must stop immediatelyNov 5, 2020Nov 5, 2020
What s/he said, Trumped: A SHIT LISTDoes he know the dumb shit he says or is he like my dog who doesn’t even know when she farts?Oct 8, 2020Oct 8, 2020
Challenge accepted, motherfuckers. And sorry I missed your callWomen on Instagram are posting their most flattering selfies and calling it an empowerment challenge. Holyfuckingshit. I just threw my…Jul 30, 2020Jul 30, 2020
About this morning…I just practically broke into a run on my way home from the gym — but I didn’t — because it might have made things look even WORSEDec 13, 2019Dec 13, 2019
